THE STRANGE ATTRACTION SYNDROME

Yeah, there’s a fucking captcha for every login ):< Hahaha. Thomas is a sassy gay, this is true! It’s refreshing for me, too. I enjoy writing a supportive Thomas rather than a shit one. Thank you so much! :D Automaton will be updated eventually… I think about it all the time.

Hahahaha. I do remember you! And I apologize for taking so long to reply. All of my asks (pretty much all seven of them) keep piling up… Thank you so much, though :3 You not only made me feel good about my story but myself and I appreciate that.

I hope that I answer this correctly ^^;

I’m not sure if you wanted me to describe their clothing, but I’m doing it anyways! Tweek is a very well dressed type of guy (probably even more so because he’s a huge faggot). His wardrobe consists of a lot of button ups - of which he wears buttoned to the top - and sweaters that hang off his shoulder. Cardigans, scarves, boots - especially ankle boots - and bow ties. He likes patterns like polkadots and stripes as well as pastel colors.

As for his body, despite being short - I would say around 5’6” - he gives off the appearance of looking long and lithe. Craig at one point describes him as “feline”. He’s quite skinny with prominent bones and little hands - for a boy - with manicured nails. Tweek has random patches of freckles on his face and shoulders, although the ones on his face are very light and scarce. He doesn’t like body hair, and I would like to think that that is self-explanatory ;D

His facial features are what distinguish him the most. Craig had once referred to a technique done by other artists who would take specific details from random faces, maybe just passerby or a select group of people, and put them together to create someone new. He says that Tweek is like that new face constructed by so many other features, that it’s almost like he’s out of place and yet not.

The color of his eyes is very crystalline, just the smallest hint of green like mint or pastel. They are big, always opened wide and doe-like so that he may look alert, confused, and innocent all at the same time. Because they are constantly so wide, his eye lashes - which are naturally long - extend almost to his brow bone. There are a few sparsely place blonde lashes that appear throughout the black. Tweek’s nose is loosely compared to Navi noses (Avatar) or bull terrier puppies, although this upsets him and he denies it entirely. He has a full, shapely mouth with pale lips and an undefined cupids bow. It’s a nervous habit for him to suck on his bottom lip and so sometimes it is seen as just the barest hint smaller than his top. His entire face is surprisingly symmetrical and his smile has no crooked tendencies. Each of his teeth are straight and described as wide. He’s prone to blushing, has slender eyebrows, and pale blonde hair which continues to display itself haphazardly.

This is all that I can think up on the spot D: I’m pretty sure that you were just referring to how they appear feature-wise and not personality or anything, although if you were asking for that as well, just tell me and I can always give an explanation :D I hope that this was satisfactory and that I haven’t left anything important out!

And now onto Craig.

Where Tweek is in the 5’6” range, Craig towers as a whopping 6’3”. His father is 6’4”. Craig will never surpass him. Mr. Tucker would cut off his ankles if he ever did (:

Craig is a ridiculously lanky dude, although I guess that the purpose for that is defeated when I also say that he has a lean body type and doesn’t slouch. His legs have a slight bow legged look to them that flows with the angle of his upper body and supposedly he’s got the cutest butt because Tweek can’t ever stop staring at it. His arms have a bit of protruding muscle and on his stomach is the barest little sliver of chub.

His skin is notably pale, probably from the ginger side - his father’s side - of the family, although he didn’t inherit the freckles. The color of his eyes is the palest of blues, closely resembling ice rather than actual blue. It contrasts greatly with his hair which is thick and black and sometimes - rarely never because Craig doesn’t ever do shit - styled in an odd sort of modified quiff. Modified because of the length. He does get a lot of bed head, though.

Craig’s facial features have a subtle masculinity, sculpted in places like his jawline whereas he goes soft on the eyes. He has a full mouth, red in color, and defined cupids bow. Grins and smirks are seen more frequently than his smile which is crooked, usually vicious and wolfish. His teeth are crooked, as well, especially his bottom and a very slight overlap in his top.

Like Tweek, Craig is refined when it comes to his clothing. He’s been known to enjoy a good button up and I just recently confessed that he has an obsession with expensive shoes. He’s not as strict as Tweek with his style and sometimes just wears a pair of sweats or steals Clyde’s clothes which are much more casual than his. It’s more of a love for tailored suits and outdated styles from many, many years ago rather than actually owning such nice clothing.

And I certainly don’t want to forget that Craig has gauges because when I originally began to write The Strange Attraction Syndrome, that was in the request from the person who suggested I write this (:

Mother of God, I sure hope that this is what you were expecting. If you have any other questions, go ahead and ask. And thank you so much for asking this to begin with. I really enjoyed answering in such depth.

Sometimes I honestly do feel like I’m writing a fanfiction about myself :P Oh how pissed people would be if they actually found out that this entire time that Tweek was me. Hahahaha.

Die no longer. I have given you like ten chapters of sanctuary.

Whether you’re a creeper or not, if it’s a compliment, I’ll take it, dude. Hahaha.

I am beyond flattered. Thank you.